Another series of sounds in the stands heard from the bullpen.

”You know, you can’t really frown if your teeth are showing,”

“Whether it’s a bodega or a corner store. Doesn’t matter the shade of the skin tone, it’s the same guy behind the counter. I mean, the employees are different depending on where you are, but they’re all the same.”

“I’m sorry, but I musta missed the announcement when we decided that Beyonce could sing? I mean, she’s a great entertainer but she would be Dawn Robinson from En Vogue if she didn’t blow.”

“I was so drunk that I was thinking that if I had my glasses on, that girl I was talking to for the last hour might have taken me home. Next time that happens, don’t let me drive.”

“Why would Jesus want to be represented by the same instrument of his torture after his death? I mean, KRS was right. If The Lord was put before a firing squad, everyone would have a rifle around their neck.”

“I wonder how this generation will look back at what they listen to and what will be the equivalent of Paula Abdul ‘singing’ with an animated cat and scoring a No. 1 hit?”