I’m getting old and the world has changed. I feel it in the water, so I drink bottled as They do. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost. For those who lived and remember the NFL in the 1980s are a dying breed. We get … Continue reading Witness
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Potent Potables
I just watched Oprah pump-fake a dog, who ran 10 yards off camera. Cats are better because you couldn’t get one to move more than four feet away before it recognized the deception. I shared this fictional scenario with a recent Lyft passenger - Jeff Bezos demands all counties with Metro Atlanta agree to his … Continue reading Potent Potables
My State of the Union Response
I saw the Democrats have planned five responses to the 45th President’s address, so I figured one more wouldn’t further splinter the country... But it is a country towards the end. Whether you’re talking the Incas, Rome or the English; all dynasties have a shelf life. And we’ve had a good run as a country, haven’t … Continue reading My State of the Union Response
