I had my eye on her... No, I have a game show fetish. I constantly remind myself to watch “$100,000 Pyramid” on Game Show Network. So one day I’m going to class and I see a flyer. ”Are you an expert at Jeparody!?” Self-absorbed and with bravado, I marched into a tryout for the Portland … Continue reading College Knowledge
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The Talent Scout
Or “Oh, you mean you want a full key?” The evening starts like any other. Sitting around, no weed, no girls, beer running out. Then, a genius idea. “Let’s get a pony keg.” ”Who’s gonna pay for it?” ”All the people you’ve been calling to cancel the last party.” Time passes. Beer arrives and … Continue reading The Talent Scout
Don’t Blink
While searching for PTI on the ESPN App, I noticed that ESPNU, three curves away from The Ocho, was broadcasting high school girls basketball. It didn’t say the teams, but then again did it really need to? You know exactly what you’re getting with girls high school basketball. And upon reading that phrase a second … Continue reading Don’t Blink
