Or “Oh, you mean you want a full key?” The evening starts like any other. Sitting around, no weed, no girls, beer running out. Then, a genius idea. “Let’s get a pony keg.” ”Who’s gonna pay for it?” ”All the people you’ve been calling to cancel the last party.” Time passes. Beer arrives and … Continue reading The Talent Scout
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Don’t Blink
While searching for PTI on the ESPN App, I noticed that ESPNU, three curves away from The Ocho, was broadcasting high school girls basketball. It didn’t say the teams, but then again did it really need to? You know exactly what you’re getting with girls high school basketball. And upon reading that phrase a second … Continue reading Don’t Blink
Niked
”So I got this girl coming over tonight.” ”Yeah, congrats. You want a cookie?” ”Nah, I mean she’s swinging by for the Ep, ya know.” ”Ah, I see. Anticipation is pure extacy.” ”What does that mean?” “Forget it. So what’s her name?” ”Erin. I met her at this restaurant. She’s small, but has this chest. … Continue reading Niked
