Or “Oh, you mean you want a full key?” The evening starts like any other. Sitting around, no weed, no girls, beer running out. Then, a genius idea. “Let’s get a pony keg.” ”Who’s gonna pay for it?” ”All the people you’ve been calling to cancel the last party.” Time passes. Beer arrives and … Continue reading The Talent Scout
Don’t Blink
While searching for PTI on the ESPN App, I noticed that ESPNU, three curves away from The Ocho, was broadcasting high school girls basketball. It didn’t say the teams, but then again did it really need to? You know exactly what you’re getting with girls high school basketball. And upon reading that phrase a second … Continue reading Don’t Blink
Potent Potables
I just watched Oprah pump-fake a dog, who ran 10 yards off camera. Cats are better because you couldn’t get one to move more than four feet away before it recognized the deception. I shared this fictional scenario with a recent Lyft passenger - Jeff Bezos demands all counties with Metro Atlanta agree to his … Continue reading Potent Potables
